Well, here it is.
We all knew this day would come
God help us all
Who will be the Ant and Dec of this enterprise?
Who will be the celebrity judges
Will we do the decent thing and let some Johnny Foreigner with an incredible skill or talent win, or will we be our usual parochial selves and vote for Johnny ‘The Spoon’ McCarty and his fancy spoon playing for victory?
Ireland’s Got Talent.
Incidentally, Farmer Wants A Wife is also on the way it appears, and seems to have been quite the success in Australia (streeeewth) already.
These trademarks were filed last week with the Irish Patents Office