So I was off on Friday and out of the office on Monday, which means 1,327 Community Trade Mark filings in the OHIM to catch up on, so let’s dive right in, shall we?

Where to begin, where to begin. Oh, I know, with this:

 

lip 2 lip labial cream

I love that this ‘Sorry Mom’ Trade Mark is registered in the category for Tatoos:

sorry mom

Look out Durex, there’s a new brand in town, and their tag line is ‘Don’t Open the Cage’ – Yes, it’s Crazy Monkey Condoms:

crazy monkey condoms

 

And as for Hollywood Condoms? Well they love performance apparently:

hollywood condoms

 

Some genius has registered this, but does that mean a return of the most amazing theme tune of all time, we’ll see:

airwolf

Just when you thought starting words with the letter ‘i’ to be like iPod and iPad must have past its sell-by-date, comes iCoolness. Seriously:

icoolness

Burgerkind have Registered ‘Whopper’…..for WINE! Yes, that’s correct friends, Burgerking Whopper Wine:

Whopper Wine

If you’re a smoker, good look trying to look cool ordering a pack of 10 of these:

marlboror micro beyond mint

Sat Yes to The Dress anybody?

 

say yes to the dress

And David Guetta’s ex missus Cathy has registered this for Ibiza:


Cathy Guetta
Not THE N-Trance surely? Actually, no.

ntrance

Just two days before her sister died, Joan Collins was registering her name and signature for beauty products. Mad world.

Joan Collins

And finally, whatever you do, make sure you’re drinking the right water at the right time:
waters